Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 20, 2017

Zsa Zsa says, I’m viking vat I’m seeing, dahling!

I wouldn’t mind a Scotch and water right about now.

H2Eau

I prefer mine to have more hydrogen hydroxide than hydroxilic acid.

Japanese bottled water: Haiku2O

And it’s gluten-free!

I have to say French are very good sales men. They sell bottled ‘mineral’ water for some Finns here, while we have huge storage of very good ground water here in Finland. I use Soda Stream and own ground water -voila – I have have ‘mineral’ water.

McDonald’s: H2O s—t that’s hot

Here in Florida, some of us have too much standing polluted water (from rivers that overran their banks after Hurricane Irma); some of us are supposed to be boiling our tap water because flood waters covered the pumps in the treatment plants (but many of those same people don’t have power back yet, so can’t boil water), and most of our grocery stores are still out of bottled water. Yet our Governor is about to start a major tourism campaign. Hey, welcome to Florida, folks! The ‘Bring Your Own H2O State’…