Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 05, 2017

I don’t know which seems more grotesque: the heart’s quirting ability or the pisner. Mmmmm… definitely the pisner. And I’m ancestrally part Danish!

Note to self: Avoid Dansker beer!

Luis Padron spent big money to be a moron.

Didn’t get enough attention as a kid.

The heart will probably pump even higher if you hook to a small enough hose; think WaterPik.

Fortunately, I can only afford American beer.

Great name for that beer. By the way, it seems that the urine thing is becoming very popular in the states. When your neighbor offers you vegetables, you might think twice:>)

Come on people! It is the barley plant out in the field that is fertilized by urine which is a natural fertilizer because it contains ammonium nitrate. Urine is not used on the barley seed which is fermented into beer.

How does this guy know what my heart will do?

The Padron one reminds of of the gal who did the same thing to make herself look like the “Barbie” doll.

And I think Pisner left out an “s”…

I suspect the prostate (also a muscular organ) can generate far more pressure than the heart – for a few seconds. However, the heart has to keep it up 24/7/365!

Look out! Some blood is gonna go in the wee-wee beer! Ruin the taste!

When Luis gets older she’s gonna look like a moron…oh, wait, she already does…

Where did she get the $30,000 from?