Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 28, 1999
December 27, 1999
December 29, 1999
Transcript:
Trump: Why should I be taken seriously? Because I'm having sex with a supermodel half my age! People respect that! Honey: It's true! It is? Duke: Absolutely! The arm candy gives Trump a completely unfair competitive edge! I can't win if I don't neutralize it! I need my own bimbo! I need to match the big boob boob for boob! Honey: I quit. Duke: Get some ice first, willya? Where're the yellow pages?
