Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 11, 2000

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Sid: Good news, Duke - found you a legit babe! Got a few miles on her, but it'll make her plausible! Duke: Do I get to paw her in public? I don't want the voters to think I'm getting any less than Trump is! Sid: Trump? Kid comb-over? Get real! Anyone who has to publicly count notches in front of his girlfriend is flatlining off-stage! Trust me, babe - Trump's all cork and no pop! Duke: What? You mean it's all a..a lie? Sid: Oh, he's shocked. Hey, Duke, put Duke back on, willya?