Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 2000
Transcript:
Zonker: You know who has the most thoughtful position on Elian? Uncle Duke! His view is that the only thing that differentiated the Cuban kid from any other illegal immigrant was media exposure...and since the media created him, they should take responsibility for raising him! Roland: So you'd force Ted Turner to build a CNN Foster Home? Duke: Right! And rotate the anchors to baby-sit!