Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2000
Transcript:
Zonker: I'd love to help you out, Zip, I really would, but I'm committed to Uncle Duke's campaign. In fact, I'm leaving today! Zipper: You know, I considered joining a campaign this year, too. It was between politics and business...I weighed my options for days, agonizing over what I really wanted to be in this life! Billionaire, envelope-licker, billionaire, envelope-licker! Zonker: You say this took days?