Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 24, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: So how'd it go, Zonk? Zonker: Not so great, Uncle Duke...I was really floundering out there. I got caught in a million inconsistencies...it got so bad that when I tried to explain your plan to save social security, everyone started laughing! Duke: Hmm...probably because I don't have one. Zonker: Yeah, well, who knew?