Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 05, 2000

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Duke: Hey...I've got a great idea! Little Duke: I'll be the judge of that. Honey: You bellowed, sir? Duke: Honey, I think I've found a way to get back into the headlines. The New York Times has had a lot of stories blow up on them lately. They need a new scandal to report to rebuild their credibility! All we've got to do is feed it to them! By the time the story's discredited, we'll have gotten a wave of free ink! Honey: How could that possibly help, sir? The election is only two days away. Duke: All the more reason to act quickly. Honey: What sort of "scandal" are we talking about here? Duke: Your theft of the Bush debate prep tape. I'll rush to your defense, of course. Honey: Good luck in Hell, sir. Duke: Hey, C'mon! You're Chinese - you're a natural suspect!