Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 27, 2001
Transcript:
Honey: You shouldn't be getting up, sir. Not after what you've been through! Duke: Look, I haven't been through anything! All that happened was I met my bookie and some mushrooms and some bad dice...there was a knife fight, I think, and a fire truck, and an explosion, and a swat team, and a lot of broken stemware, but that was it! Honey: Oh. Duke: I mean, honestly - you're such a drama queen!