Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 09, 2017

That’s a bad famil-lee.

I knew a pair of Lee sisters years ago. Home and Oug.

Better run to the lee side of your family’s sinking ship.

And Aunty’s drinking buddies, Shakey Lee and Foggy Lee…

Relax, your president will make your life great again.

Now I’ve got an earworm: “Here a Lee, there a Lee, everywhere a Lee a Lee . . .”

You stole that from “1776.”

Lee:

My name is Richard Henry Lee; Virginia is my home

My name is Richard Henry Lee; Virginia is my home

And my horses turn to glue if I can’t deliver

Unto you a resolution on independency!

For I am FFV, the first family

In the sovereign colony of Virginia

Yes I am FFV, the oldest family

in the oldest colony in America

And may the British burn my land if I can’t deliver

To your hand a resolution on independency!

You see it’s here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee

And everywhere-a-Lee-a-Lee

Social-Lee, political-Lee, financial-Lee, natural-Lee

Internal-Lee, external-Lee, fraternal-Lee, eternal-Lee

The FFV, the first family

In the sovereign colony of Virginia

And may my wife refuse my bed if I can’t deliver

As I said a resolution on independency

They say that God in heaven is everybody’s God

I’ll admit that God in heaven is everybody’s God

But I tell you, John, with pride, God leans

A little on the side of the Lees, the Lees of old Virgina!

You see it’s here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee

And everywhere-a-Lee-a-Lee

Here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee

And everywhere-a-Lee

Look out! There’s Arthur Lee, Bobby Lee

And General Lighthorse Harry Lee

Willy Lee, Jesse Lee

Franklin:

And Richard H.!

Lee:

That’s me!

And may my blood start running blue if I can’t deliver

Unto you a resolution on independency!

Yes sir, by God, it’s here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee

Come on boys join in with me!

Here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee!

Franklin:

When do you leave?

Lee:

Immediate-Lee!

Here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee!

Franklin:

When will you return?

Lee:

Short-Lee!

Here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee!

And I’ll come back triumphant-Lee!

Here-a-Lee, there-a-Lee!

Everywhere a-Lee-a-Lee

Forward ho!