Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 14, 2002
Transcript:
Roland: In fact, Mrs. Andrews, things have gotten so tough for you that you'll be laying off a maid right now, live on CNN, true? Tiffany Andrews: sob! yes. Maria, I'm sorry dear, but we have to let you go. We just can't afford you anymore! Maria: Oh, miss Tiffany! I don't care! I love you and Mister Jimmy too much to leave! Tiffany Andrews: Heavens! Is she not the best? It's not about the money! Maria's family! Maria: Besides, all I have are those worthless stock options... Tiffany Andrews: That'll be all, Maria.