That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 02, 2017

Get well fast! She’s cute!

Not tonight, Mathilda; I’ve got a headache .

Actual warning label on a ladder I just bought…on the TOP RUNG. “Warning; Do not stand on OR ABOVE this rung, as there is a danger of falling.”

“How to get your husband’s attention with literature, Chapter Seven”

Well, you’re right, it’s here in the old joke book:

“Why are you hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?”

“Because it feels so good when I stop.”

But honey, there’s such a thing as taking art for art’s sake just too far!

Okay, Now rule number 1 “Do not climb higher than the 3rd rung from the top!”

It turns out this artist’s life is quite a story. See https://nmwa.org/blog/2013/03/08/search-for-the-spectacular-elisabeth-jerichau-baumann/ for the details.

The second amendment says right here that you have the right to be slaughtered by individuals with automatic weapons having an unlimited supply of ammunition. Be thankful it’s only a flesh wound.

Trying to watch the Redskins vs Dallas when some do-gooder comes by because you couldn’t make it to church.

A Wounded Danish Soldier: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:En_s%C3%A5ret_dansk_kriger_(1865_painting).jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.kvinfo.dk/side/170/bio/827/ 

has Danish info about this artist (again, Chrome can translate).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1793 (October 1, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“I’ll read to you while you recover. This is a sensitive novel about relationships…..” “NOoooo!”

This is the reason why there are no old wood ladders.

This isn’t the time for her to read Fifty Shades of Grey aloud !

This is what you get for drinking all night with your buddies. I covered your butt and phoned in sick for you. She’s reading the 23rd Psalm to soothe him.

Christian Scientist attempting to heal a subdural hematoma (Thank you, neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Casey.)

“Since you violated the terms of use, not only can’t we recover damages but we can’t even get a replacement ladder.”

“See Dick run? Run, Dick, run! See Spot run fast? See…say, Honey, maybe it wouldn’t hurt to educate women above second grade…”

“No, Honey, I can’t find anywhere in here where it says I should do that for a head injury.”