Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 21, 2002
May 20, 2002
May 22, 2002
Transcript:
Alum: You had a 95% yield rate from acceptees? How is that possible? President King: Simple. We engineered it. We went through our applicant pool and dumped any kid likely to make it into a more competetitive school. Then we went through the list again and eliminated any applicants who were requesting financial aid. Alum: So we only take dumb rich kids? President King: We mean to serve a niche, yes.
