Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2002
November 02, 2002
November 04, 2002
Transcript:
Jason (Football team captain): Off-tackle slant on two! Players: Boor-ing! Lame-o! What else you got? Jason: Hey! This is not a democracy! B.D.: Jason? Jason: Uh...what's up, skipper? B.D.: Hate to do this to you, but my little girl here has to write an article on the team for her school newspaper... She's just bursting with questions - the kid's a real sports nut - so I was hoping you could help her out! These boys are in the middle of practice, Sam, so make it snappy! Sam: Okay, Daddy. B.D.: Thanks, guys. Sam: Hi, everyone! So what do steroids taste like? I've heard they're chocolatey. Player: Uh... Jason: Coach!
