Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2002
Transcript:
B.D.: Okay...Roland! You've been stopped and detained at a guerrilla checkpoint! What do you do? Roland: I offer them autographs? B.D.: Wrong! Boom! He's dead! Mark! What's your reaction? Mark: Less competition! I take his jeep. Reporter: Or try to get his satellite time, no? Roland: Hold it! I'm still alive! It's just a sucking chest wound! B.D.: Boom! Boom! Boom!