Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 23, 2003
Transcript:
Zipper: Big Paul! 'Sup? Big Paul: I've been talking to the registrar's office, Zip... Zipper: I don't like the sound of that... Zipper: My major? Why do I have to declare a major, Big Paul? Big Paul: Well, you've been here five years, young dude. It's time. Don't you have the slightest idea what you're going to do with your life yet, Zip? Zipper: Of course I do! Big Paul: Like what? Zipper: I'm going to be a tree activist, living in a 900-year-old sequoia to prevent it from being destroyed by big timber... ... And where I meet my future wife, a reporter for the Sacramento Bee... Reporter: Whew! That's quite some climb! Zipper: ...With whome I live out my days with sweetness and purpose! Tree activism - that's the ticket! Either that or investment banking. Big Paul: sigh. I'll just put you down for English.