Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 31, 2017

Happy Halloween!

How is Nate able to remember all of this? This is crazy!

Im going with teddy because i never tasted jolly ranchers

Nate’s TCR goes along with his incredible ability to sniff out various food aromas with his nose.

This is kinda off topic but i found one house with full out decorations, spiders on the pavement and even a table in the window with 2 skeletons eating human bones and there was a spider inflatable and even a couch in the shape of a spider, there were all the regular stuff like witches, graves, pumpkins, dead people and a giant ghost, I was truly blown away!

Happy haloween!

I always got two bags of mixed fun size candy from 2 different manufacturers and gave every kid three pieces, with one having peanuts. I figured this way every kid got something they liked.

why do they NOT like jolly ranchers i LOVE THEM. (Mainly the hard candy)

This is yet another example of Nate’s memory. He can remember what all of his neighbors are giving out as candy, but can’t remember when the battle of 1812 was fought.

I like jolly ranchers

Nates nose is super sensitive to smell

In full honesty, I can remember every house and what candy they give, that’s why yesterday I was able to avoid the “budget candy” houses and only got the good stuff like moro, snickers, crunchies and whatnot :) Nates not the only person who can do this! lol

Of course every house nate lists doesnt give out any of the same kind of candy! #whenyoucantellitsfiction and btw i dont think EVERY house gives out exactly the same candy every year. ALso, many have bowls mixed with like every kind of candy (or at least a lot of different kinds)

What the heck is Nate supposed to be

i love jolly ranchers

Why does Teddy not like jolly ranchers?!!!?

Nate should’ve called Francis “Mr. Doubting TOMCAT!”

He knows what he’s talking about

Jolly Ranchers are the Richard Nixion of candy. They seem great but end up betraying you.

I think the impressive part is how Nate is doing the PopEye wink the entire time. Also, HOW DARE THEY INSULT JOLLY RANCHERS. Have they never had blue rasberry!?!?!?

Jolly Ranchers are AMAZING. Blue raspberry is my favorite BUT THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD. TEDDY, I’M COMING FOR YOU. BEWARE.

how do u have BEEF WITH JOLLY RANGERS you are no longer black teddy

jk

i love jolly ranchers! teddy, i disagree with u!!

what is nate doing with his eye

What’s wrong with Jolly Ranchers?

I’m with Teddy. Eww.

WHAT THE HECK JOLLY RANCHERS BUSSIN BUSSIN ESPECIALLY THE BLUE ONE

“Whimsical assortment”?

The wrong kind of genius