Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2017

If this job doesn’t work out, Pig can always try to be a Supreme Court Justice.

Or the new POTUS.

Remember: if they try to hit you, you can eject them from the game.

I see Joe Maddon is using his Jedi mind tricks on the ump again.

Is he an umpire in Hollywood?

Chicago vs. Cincinnati? When did he write this strip?

Sure, he can be firm. But a few hours in the smoker will make him nice and tender.

We need Lucy Van Pelt to show up and call Pig “wishy-washy”.

In Baseball it’s called a change-up I think?

Maybe Pig should rise to expectations and insults and be a police officer.

A slight learning curve may be in order!

Love it!

xxx

So this is where MLB gets its umpires! Yup; real-life PBS characters!

First time we see Pigita not in the same place as Pig?!