Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 2017

There you go again dummy! Think before you speak will you?

Did he just pass the Flash?

Yes you are and your vision is OK, too.

The answer is “No, you are not wrinkly. You are beautiful.” What an idiot!

So much for a pleasant night out.

Nice tie.

gotta plead the 5th Ralph – you gotta plead the 5th every time!!

Send the family a postcard from Siberia, Ralph.

Come back in and say “Did you see a guy with a Ralph Drabble Halloween mask come through here just now?”

I never ask questions that I don’t want an honest answer for.

I used to fear getting old, getting wrinkles…and here I am. It is natural and I’ve come to terms with it. The amount of wrinkles is genetic so just look at your parents and you’ll see yourself there.

If anyone is looking, Ralph will be under the bed for the foreseeable future.

You can’t run fast enough and you can’t run far enough to get away from that one.

if you look like honeybunch, you are married to a guy like ralph. and if you are married to a guy like ralph, there is no hope