Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 09, 2017

If Pam were in any better shape, I’d … oops, nearly forgot this is a family web site. Although there are remarkably few kids here.

There IS a market for that. It’s called 21-century USA…

How long is the song?

Results might depend on the choice of music. I’d stay away from Brahms’ Lullaby.

I think this would work as well as any of the exercise miracles they sell on TV. And while I’m on the subject: any TV ad that ends in “BUT WAIT” is a good one to stay away from.

Hey gocomics how about stopping the Amazon gift card pop ups. I can’t even read 2 strips without getting hikacked by the pop ups that take over the screen. Happened 5 times so far today. I’ll find a different comics site!

I don’t care how long the song is, you know there are people who would buy this. Hey, I’d probably buy one myself if I could afford it.

I’d buy one!

Remember, round and flabby is a shape.

I tried a prototype of that. The soundtrack turned out to be Anvil Chorus. It flattened my stomach all right.