Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 22, 2017

C’mon, Baby. Light my conflagration.

It’s not polite to point.

You wanna match, eh?….. your face and my butt. (old smokers comeback)

A Jug of Petrol, a Loaf of Mobs - and Thou Beside me singeing the Wilderness- Oh, Wilderness were Perdition enow!

♫♪"I wanna immolate my self for you…"♫♪

About this ad for a charwoman…

Edith, stifle yourself.

Works better if you use a soda pop bottle.

‘Waaaaaaaait a minute, waaaaaaaait a minute, wait’! -Archie Bunker

As Paolo Conte says:

Good luck my baby

It’s wonderful

It’s wonderful

It’s wonderful

I dream of you

Chips chips chips

Du du du du du

Ci bum ci bum bum

Du du du du du

Goodness! Someone alert DHS! I believe we’ve just found a sweet little middle-aged lady terrorist! Or a mad woman!

Run! Run! Flee for your lives!

And, whatever you do, don’t give her that match (I say, tennis, anyone?)….

Maybe I should mention that the comments on the Sherpa comics has been delayed until next year.

I like a good old-fashioned weenie roast.