Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 25, 2017

Dogs, with their keen sense of smell, are supposed to know. But Skippy didn’t know she was a girl because no one gave her a bow.

My sister had a cat she bought at a pet store for three weeks before HE had kittens. I think she thought she was a he because she kept trying to give her babies to the dog, who had her own littler and kept giving them back.

Cartoons dude. Remember, it ain’t real.

Hey Boomer, in the animal kingdom it’s often the male that’s more attractive than the female. I find that interesting since our world has women wearing makeup and men don’t. I guess God thought the females of other species needed something attractive to look at.

They know Droolia is a girl, but she certainly doesn’t look like one!!

I didn’t mean that the way it sounded… I meant Droolia doesn’t wear bows etc.

A string of pearls also works – like Megan from Sherman’s Lagoon or Pigita from Pearls before swine (which has “pearls” right in the name!).