Pickles by Brian Crane for November 16, 2017

Earl sure lives it hard to his philosophical ways.

Life is not some stupid t-shirt slogan imported from China.

The man is the master of his home. As long as his wife isn’t around.

You should have gone to Reno decades ago.

Oh God! When I was a little kid did I hate going with my mother to the fabric store. Boring for kid.

Sometimes, I feel like I’m the Captain on the Ship of Fools and it’s sinking, rapidly !

I’m lucky. My husband doesn’t mind going to the fabric store; in fact, he’s the one who usually finds what I’m looking for because he has more patience than I do for searching through the bolts.

How often does one need to go to a fabric store?

When the admiral of the fleet orders you to abandon ship, you make it so.

My husband and I are going to Hobby Lobby today……..and he likes it!

shouldn’t that chair be tipping over?

Let’s hope Earl waits to abandon ship until the passengers and crew get off.

It’s kind of worrying when a person seems to be happy ALL THE TIME. It’s endearing but it’s not normal.

But, I know some of them who LOOK happy all the time really are not. Very sad.

xxx

Yeah, but I get to choose which restaurant after.