Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 2005
Transcript:
Jim Andrews: Anyway, Roland, we're looking for someone to be our new go-to guy at White House press briefings. Interested? Roland: I'm sorry, Mr. Secretary, but I guess you haven't heard - I don't do softball questions! Jim Andrews: Softball? Who's talking about softball? We want you to throw change-ups! To keep our briefers on their toes! We want someone who can do more than just throw high heat! Roland: Well, it's true I have a lot of tools in my kit... Jim Andrews: Exactly! Which is why we thought of you.