Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 19, 2017

Well sure… not ANYMORE.

I once had a clumsy server spill salsa on my white silk blouse! Arrrrggggggg.

Is that when Janis stopped going braless?

Well Arlo, buy Janis a really good red blouse. Or tell her to order Alfredo.

Well don’t just sit there, Arlo – “spill” some on your shirt and go after her!

Serving a banquet one time, I accidentally dumped hot tea on a guy’s chest. He was wearing a thick winter sweater. He wasn’t hurt that bad or so he said…..

Evidently, Janis doesn’t learn from experience. Otherwise, she wouldn’t wear white for at-home dinners. … Or she’d wear a bib…

Is this why you make your famous Eggplant Rollatini ala Arlo so often?

I don’t recall Janice shown in her bra before?

No excuse for that spill getting on her blouse. First, she has a napkin in her lap which should easily have covered the lower part of her blouse, and second, why was she sitting so far from the table?

Arlo is dumping his plate on his trousers!

Why can’t you go to Cafe Tuscany? I would think a show like that would be good for business.

First fashion rule – never wear white to a red sauce

When I go where I expect to order ribs or anything with red sauce, I wear a red shirt. It took me long enough to figure that out!

If she knew red sauce was on the menu, why wear white??

Uh, Janis? There looks to be a spot on your pants, too… well, by golly, on your bra as well!

My spills don’t usually land so low on the shirt.

I’m imagining a “wet t-shirt” type incident in their past.

Probably kicked out of Olive Garden too

She won’t “Zout” for joy.

This is why we wear earth tones when we visit Café Tuscany or Restaurante Talaxico.

I always wonder why I wear white blouses to Italian restaurants. Must be like the Monarchs’ call to San Juan Capistrano.

This is why when I eat Italian food, I never wear white!

“Can no longer go”, or “banned”?