Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 17, 2005
Transcript:
Zonker: Lovely! I just hope it's enough! Would you like to see the dessert menu, sir? All of today's specials are guaranteed bigger than your head! Man: Just bring me 1500 calories of anything sweet! This has been a great meal, by the way, just great! Zonker: Thank you, sir! Are you still working on your entree, ma'am? Woman: No, I'm not "working" on it - I'm eating it! It's not some pile I'm trying to remove! Why is it all about quantity with you people? There's enough food here to kill a horse! It's disgusting! Man: Anywho, my compliments to the grill monkeys. Zonker: Very good, sir. Shall I shovel this into a sack for you?