Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2017

The staff must have been feeling kind of Puckish when they took 25% off the helmets.

I wouldn’t recommend riding a bike or a motorcycle … even playing football…. wearing a helmet that’s missing even 10%…

You really need it to be all there,

if you want to be all there, after you need it.

I don’t get it….Help someone??

At the music store they have staph picks.

At the feed store they have calf picks.

At the stationer’s they have graph picks.

At the locksmith’s … well … no, I suppose they don’t.

It’s about time that sports equipment stores got in on the fun.

Everyone wants a piece of the octopi.

Or, as Don Rickles used to call his “victims”, hockey pucks. A little endearment for the staff?