Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 14, 2017

Or, as life is short, eat it first!

I thought it jelloium.

It’s on the table of elements next to the Baconion…

In my case, it’s an isotope of Dessertium called Icecremium. I think I’ll absorb some now…

But what happens when you split it?

You go bananas?

Its symbol should be De. Iron, for example, is Fe.

RADISH &DANFLAK &@JEDDO That only happens if you split the Icecremium isotope; splitting all other forms of Dessertium merely demonstrates the unique characteristics of the relationship between the splitting parties.

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