Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Alcohol might help with that.

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    I would like a Life Alert on where to get one.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    Help! I need somebody!

    Help! Not just anybody!

    Help! You know I need someone!

    HELP!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    The personnel on the other end of the Life Alert should come over and take away the Life Alert from Pig.

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Just what Pig needed!

    As if it weren’t already easy enough to push his buttons!

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    “My life expectations have fallen, and I can’t get up!”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 7 years ago

    Who’s talking on the other end? Little Guard Duck?

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    joefearsnothing  almost 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the gal who called 911 because her McDonalds fries were cold!

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    skipper1992  almost 7 years ago

    My friend and I used to make fun of the original commercial back in the 80s. The first person you saw wasn’t “I’ve fallen” lady, it was a guy who reported having chest pains. We made fun of him because he sounded more like he was constipated than having chest pains.

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    F-Flash  almost 7 years ago

    Help, Help, Help me Rhonda, get outa my heart.

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  almost 7 years ago

    Life Alert from Studio C? (https://youtu.be/ZCpv8Un3fSQ)

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    pshapley  almost 7 years ago

    Rat was so bothered he went and visited Pickles.

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Is this an American thing? Never heard of it here in the UK.

    xxx

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What happens when a crash dummy answers a life alert call.

    Help, Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

    Annie, Annie, Are you OK?

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    What really hurts when you think all the world is Against You is that it’s true and not just paranoia….

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    When you’re close to dying, DEATH ALERT!! DEATH ALERT!!

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