Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 21, 2005
Transcript:
Mike: Who's this essay for? Alex: Penn. They ask you to write page 217 of your 300-page autobiography. Mike: "As a roar rose up from the glittering assembly, I suddenly realized that my destiny as a Nobel Prize Laureate had been forged at Penn." Please. Alex: Too over the top? How about this version? Mike: "'Why, yes!' I exclaimed to the king of Sweden, 'I did go to Penn!'" Alex: It's a little breezier.