Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for November 21, 2017

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    Dirty Dragon  about 7 years ago

    What happened to Rufus going back to sweep the widder off her feet?

    I sure hope Joel isn’t moving in on his buddy’s girl…

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    Ravenswing  about 7 years ago

    In Rufus’ defense, few singers have “perfect pitch,” which involves being able to sing a particular tone unaccompanied, from memory (as in “Sing me an A-sharp”). Quite a few great and famous singers can’t do that.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member about 7 years ago

    A perfect pitch means a strikeout.

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    therese_callahan2002  about 7 years ago

    He should see all the “Pitch Perfect” movies. Maybe then, he’ll understand.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    “Perfect pitch” is an uncanny ability that some people are born with, and doesn’t have anything to do with learning to be a good singer, so I’m not sure why she’s asking him that. Pavarotti probably didn’t have perfect pitch.

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    GaryCooper  about 7 years ago

    Why is Miss Holly Luya talking about perfect pitch? Surely she doesn’t suspect Rufus of having it!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Perfect pitch is when you toss a banjo in the dumpster and it lands right on top of the accordion.

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    Jck123  about 7 years ago

    This wasn’t funny three and a half years ago, still flops.

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    nerdhoof  about 7 years ago

    The late Victor Borge used to adjust his piano stool and then say “I have perfect stool”.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Perfect pitch is needed to tune Rufus’ Banjo

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    BlitzMcD  about 7 years ago

    Ruthless makes Jethro Bodine and his “sixth grade ejakayshun” look downright genius-like in comparison.

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