FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 28, 2017

So how much did he extort…er, acquire from his father

Hard to believe there isn’t a Starbucks less than a few minutes away.

Or at least a Dunkin Donuts or McDonalds.

Note how he uses three fingers to denote four hulkburgers.

Could someone explain to me how a person can become so addicted to caffeine that they’re utterly non-functional without it?

He should have just taken it. Extortion is a crime.

So it is possible to panic with your eyes closed from exhaustion.