Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 18, 2006

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Zipper: The new Lara Croft: on a one-to-ten metric, how crazy delicious? Voice: Seven. Zipper: Next! What day does the weekend start? Man: Uh... Wednesday? Zipper: You've just finished a game of ultimate frisbee. How do you dry your socks? Man: Toaster oven. Zipper: What are the three major chill groups? Man: Gaming, eating and... uh.. IM-ing, right? Zipper: What's the best theme dorm on campus? Man: Um... Sega! No, crib! No, no, Dances with Dawgs! Zipper: What's your handicap in hall hockey? Man: It's like... um... hey, I don't know, man - hall hockey so wrong! Jeff: You know, dude, It's possible I"m irreplaceable. Zipper: Don't flatter yourself, diploma boy! Next! Open auditions for the new sidekick.