Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 13, 2017

What the heck is he doing going to a pediatrician?

Hey, she called him “Sire”. That’s more respect than I’ve gotten from one or two nurses.

@TEXTECH: Could it possibly have somethin’ ta do with his height level and maturity level as well?

Somebody get him a stool to help him get on that pedestal.

She’ll be respectful when she gives him enema.

Is Spook going to have some company?

Nothing says respect like Mr. Giraffe!