I suppose there’s no hope for a relevé.
Drink a fifth to get to fifth position.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..floor.
From Dan Jenkins’ book "Baja Oklahoma, the ten stages of drunkenness:
1. Witty & Charming2. Rich and Powerful3. Benevolent4. Clairvoyant5. Screw dinner6. Patriotic7. Crank up the Enola Gay8. Witty & Charming, Part II9. Invisible10. Bulletproof
Sixth position would involve embracing a toilet
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago
I suppose there’s no hope for a relevé.
SmashedHat about 7 years ago
Drink a fifth to get to fifth position.
Pocosdad about 7 years ago
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..floor.
katzenbooks45 about 7 years ago
From Dan Jenkins’ book "Baja Oklahoma, the ten stages of drunkenness:
1. Witty & Charming2. Rich and Powerful3. Benevolent4. Clairvoyant5. Screw dinner6. Patriotic7. Crank up the Enola Gay8. Witty & Charming, Part II9. Invisible10. Bulletproof
Bryan Smith Premium Member about 7 years ago
Sixth position would involve embracing a toilet