Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2006
December 02, 2006
December 04, 2006
Transcript:
Roland: How's my precious? Good MQ-1! Good boy! Good evening. It is now widely acknowledged that Iraq has become far too dangerous for even the most intrepid reporter to cover... while not imperilling the high-value human assets back in the newsroom! Man: Hey, Rollie! Check it out... more mayhem in Baghdad! Bad guys top of screen, Marines moving in from the East... Roland: Who's that between them? Go in tight! It... it can't be! Man: Chritiane Amanpour. Roland: What is the matter with that chick? "The solution? News drones! Pilotless aircraft that can prowl the skies capturing the action as it plays out below! On a slow day, thanks to its on-board, AGM-114 hellfire missiles, this baby can even create news...."
