Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 28, 2017

Love the premise; buy your next Deathstar as a DIY kit from Ikea.

No disassemble!

My favorite part of “Rogue One” was that it explained why the original Death Star contained this “design flaw” that made it relatively easy for the rebels to destroy it.

Then suffer the consequences you will.

Now we know how to say “death star” in Swedish.

Unbeknownst to Darth Vader, this Death Star kit is for the “fail safe” type. If you don’t put it together, in order, with no parts left over, it won’t work.

Death Star assembly was actually contracted out to the lowest bidder and the parts were contracted out to China. The design was approved by the Liberal Province of Ontario government, which brought us the upside down bridge.

Death Star assembly was actually contracted out to the lowest bidder and the parts were contracted out to China. The design was approved by the Liberal Province of Ontario government, which brought us the upside down bridge.

Going into hyperspace ain’t like dusting furniture, kid.

Like putting toys together on Christmas eve.

They build about as well as they can shoot…

You didn’t even put a screen over it to keep the space flies out?

There’s a disturbance in The Force …