Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 30, 2017

Panel 2: “Dang it! My meal ticket has a concussion!!”

“Rick says he’s fine, but I’m speaking for him now.”

Is that a keg in the background of P1. These kids really know how to play football.

P2, Uncle Tonoose, "And are you a doctor?

Trainer, “Are you his father?”

P3, We’ll sit him until he’s cleared by Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr, Howard.

Mom suddenly aged about twenty years between P2 and P3.

Great Scott! You shall not criticize trainer Rick Scott nor his acumen!

P2, P3, have we ever seen a worse hairstyle than what we see Babs Soto sporting here? Milford is known for its bad haircuts, but now it has carried over to the distaff side!

In all reality , P2 Uncle Gary says Pick Two and Rick’s Mom says Tee Hee, Sorry I love the Three Stooges , Oh Gary you crack me up.

I’ve been waiting all season for this. Gary Unmarried sprays his douche to the one guy in this strip that knows what he is talking about. If only the venerable Rick Scott can lead him close to the playing field and signal GilPa to run student body right.

P2: No, but I play one in the comics

P4: and for those of you reading this at home, yes, this dialogue will continue for at least two more weeks and then come to a withering end, just like all the other stories we show…

I wish I could give a heart to just P2.

Mom channeling her Jack Benny in P2.

I notice the players in P2 and P3 turning their backs in protest at this lame story line.

Take him out for a baseline

Take him out for the crowd

Buy him some peanuts and cracker jacks

We don’t care if Unc ever comes back

Any idea who the guy is at the far right of P1? That’s not Kaz, is it?

Geez, it’s like Uncle Creepy has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. Of course he’s not a doctor, he’s the Captain! The doctor is a woman. And speaking of doctors, no, the lack of Mopped Up Thorp has nothing to do with me going to the doctor. Just lack of effort. But wait no more, the last 3 days of strips are available here:

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Nice Members Only jacket on uncle doosh

Too late in the day, I know, but the trainer in p2 looks like it was copied from Thomas Jefferson as seen on the nickel.

Whoa….. mom went old real quick in panel three!