Thatababy by Paul Trap for November 21, 2017

“I can’t believe it’s not Jordache.”

Now explain, Dad, why you smell like toast or popcorn when it’s not on your breath. (Nice polka-heart boxers by the way.)

Notice the ‘muffin top’ in panel 3.

That cat is about to become very affectionate, Thatadad.

Getting your legs in, is not usually the challenge. The challenge is stopping your waist then looking like it needs to explode up under your armpits.

Pop! go the seams.

I dare you to exhale.

“When in doubt, lube.”

~J. Hyneman

I notice Dad didn’t have to butter his crotch. I guess the jean still fit in some places!

I’m waiting for him to try and get them back off. All the lubrication has been absorbed by the denim.

When I started to get into puberty and suddenly my jeans were too tight, my mom taught me the (get upside down trick) for putting on tight clothes. Soon after I told her I had to have bigger clothes. I knew it was the end of being of a skinny kid. I wasn’t happy about it either. Growing up is over rated.