C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for October 28, 2010

Donna, head for the hills!

baslimthebegger, nice one!

What will Donna do? Will she say she’s engaged to Pierre? Will she pretend to be unattached and go out with Michael? Will she let him cop a feel?

baslimthebegger gets “best line of the day!”

Aaaahhhh the dream of all Geeks

Without Donna, I would never see such a parade of weirdos coming through the apartment.

This would not be the first time that one boob has touched another.

Does Pierre have modern weapons?

This guy is actually Vicky the Viking!!!

and remember: GEEKS DON’T PULL

anyway, he’d better hire a hooker

Eww.

What a delightful young man!!!!!!

Angst for the mammaries, baslimthebegger?

Best line of the day, psychward?

Come on, shouldn’t it be “Thanks for mammaries.”?

Not if you’re still bummed from the fisrt time you wre told “no,” Ron.

Okay, dude, here’s the long and the short of it: You’re a geek. Women will reject you unless you have the wealth of Steve Jobs, Bill Gates or Scott McNealy.

Get used to it. The world will accept geeks running the world but it’ll never acknowledge the fact that actual geeks exist. For all intents and purposes technical people are Oompa-Loompas to the Pretty People of the world.

“They hate us because we can do stuff.”*

*What George W. Bush would have said had he been intelligent enough to recognize the importance of geeks in this world.

Maybe he IS rich. Mail is not cheap, and geeks earn like fire engines.

All this time, he’s been getting by with fake ones?