Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 28, 2017

Only after sending the women back to Venus. Because, “Ladies first”.

No, Aunty, unfortunately we are stuck down here with each other.

Don’t know if you can pull it off Auntie but I have a list

That’s a neat spaceship. Send Walt to orbit Uranus to search for Klingons.

I hope not. It would be boring without them!

I could think of an orange overweight guy that should probably be the first man to go back to Mars.

She wrote upon it

Return to sender, address unknown

No such number, no such zone

Notice the curvature of the small planet. Probably an asteroid. No gravity and no atmosphere as evidenced by Walt. Yet Aunty has gravity and doesn’t need air. Must be an alien.

You gals are stuck with us.