Her “perfume” that he’s smelling must be eau de roast beef.
You’re a plugger if by now you know that he’s clueless about different perfumes (but can smell your pot roast from down the block).
Perfumes make me sneeze.
And he has eau-de-locker room on.
My wife doesn’t wear perfume and I do the cooking.
I tell my sweetheart that the best scent on him is the smell of smoke from the grill on the patio.
Mom always said a little dab of vanilla extract behind the ear will do more than the most expensive perfumes.
The cooking is her work but the perfume is the result of some chemist in another country. Praise her cooking.
Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
June 10, 2017
May 20, 2021
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Her “perfume” that he’s smelling must be eau de roast beef.
Farside99 about 7 years ago
You’re a plugger if by now you know that he’s clueless about different perfumes (but can smell your pot roast from down the block).
flyertom about 7 years ago
Perfumes make me sneeze.
wirepunchr about 7 years ago
And he has eau-de-locker room on.
david_42 about 7 years ago
My wife doesn’t wear perfume and I do the cooking.
car2ner about 7 years ago
I tell my sweetheart that the best scent on him is the smell of smoke from the grill on the patio.
I Go Pogo about 7 years ago
Mom always said a little dab of vanilla extract behind the ear will do more than the most expensive perfumes.
pcolli about 7 years ago
The cooking is her work but the perfume is the result of some chemist in another country. Praise her cooking.