Once, I was standing in line at a Starbucks and the young girl behind the counter suddenly started to get very nervous and jumpy. I thought I was doing something wrong, but for the life of me I couldn’t think what it could be. Then, I realized that the man who had just gotten behind me on line was wearing nothing but sandals, an old sparkly pink thong and a smile. A young policewoman happened to come in a few minutes later. She took him outside and gave him a few tickets for his unregistered car—which he promptly ripped up. She couldn’t give him a ticket or arrest him for his choice of clothing—-it seems that what had to be covered was covered—if barely.
getting coffee could be a whole new experience if instead of names we used descriptions. might be totally embarrassing but at least you would know how people perceived you
Macushlalondra almost 7 years ago
Well, I’d never darken their door again
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
never thought of Ziggy as fat
patpowers Premium Member almost 7 years ago
and barefoot.
GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I bet that won’t even inspire him to wear pants from now on.
jslabotnik almost 7 years ago
Thought it was mine until the last part
domscom almost 7 years ago
Once, I was standing in line at a Starbucks and the young girl behind the counter suddenly started to get very nervous and jumpy. I thought I was doing something wrong, but for the life of me I couldn’t think what it could be. Then, I realized that the man who had just gotten behind me on line was wearing nothing but sandals, an old sparkly pink thong and a smile. A young policewoman happened to come in a few minutes later. She took him outside and gave him a few tickets for his unregistered car—which he promptly ripped up. She couldn’t give him a ticket or arrest him for his choice of clothing—-it seems that what had to be covered was covered—if barely.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 7 years ago
getting coffee could be a whole new experience if instead of names we used descriptions. might be totally embarrassing but at least you would know how people perceived you
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Aww, poor Zig!