That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 17, 2017

“2 for 1! She’ll give you breakfast in the morning and you can have her for dinner in the evening.”

Girls in the background: “Look at those two painting-bombing our portrait!”

Totally misunderstands the saying “that’s a real feather in his cap.”

That scammer gave me the sickest one in the basket – it’s dead already!

The Schmidlaps making their initial donation to the the Audubon Society.

Hugh Hefner before he went with the rabbit.

Looks like she’s been cuckolding, again !

Market Scene: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pieter_Aertsen_-_Market_Scene_-_WGA00063.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://books.google.com/books?id=B21qT8Wuk0AC&pg=PR37#v=onepage&q&f=false 

has info about this artist.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1827 (November 16, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

What’d I do to piss you off this time baaaby?!

How the heck did I wind up in this chicken $#!% outfit?!

Of all the photos in Una O’Connor’s portfolio, this is the one that really grabbed Alfred Hitchcock.

Bird, bird, bird is the word…

“Don’t get excited, ladies. Those are just hens on his lap.”

“Yeah, lady, I guarantee it. Totally 100% organic”. (sotto voce) “..whatever that means”.

For a really good look at this painting, try https://www.khm.at/en/objectdb/detail/33/?offset=2&lv=list. The KHM is where the original lives. Lots of good info at https://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/aertsen/ (easier than the Google Books link above.)