Close to Home by John McPherson for December 07, 2017

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    Farside99  almost 7 years ago

    Looks like the morgue attendants are going to have a story of their own. Aaaannnd, there might be a case against the doctor who pronounced him dead.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Truer words were never spoken.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It appears he missed his deadline!

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    Night of the rolling dead.

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    enigmamz  almost 7 years ago

    Turns out, his wife is named Mary Jane, and looks just like Kim Bassinger!

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    Maybe not. Her response might be, “What? You deprived me of the insurance money?”.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Look, a miraculous resurrection…or something else.

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    paranormal  almost 7 years ago

    And Honey just happens to be an attorney.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    So the morgue folks stripped the body and put the cell phone there with it?

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    drmickeyg  almost 7 years ago

    Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated…

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