Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for October 04, 2018
October 03, 2018
October 05, 2018
Transcript:
Boy: A new store opened down the block. Nancy: What do they sell? Boy: I'll go back and see. They sell fnops and shnak and snerdls. Nancy: ? ? ? Sign reads: OPTICIAN FNOPS SHNAK SNERDLS hrixmobn
atomicdog about 6 years ago
Pee-Wee needs glasses. He can’t read the “BRIXMOBN”.
atomicdog about 6 years ago
That reminds me. My snerdl is about worn out. Time to buy another one.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 6 years ago
There’s a FNOPS in your future!
[Bugs is having his eyes tested with an eye chart]
Optometrist: Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can.
Bugs Bunny: [reading chart] “A-T-W-R-K-L-N-O-C-W-O-D-R-K-G-S-O-L-T-Y-K-L-O-N-D-C-R-P-L-D, Acme Eye Test Chart, printed by the United States Printing Office, Washington, D.C., Reg. U.S. Pat. Off.”
[the astounded optometrist reads the smallest sections of the chart with a magnifying glass, and discovers that they are exactly the same as what Bugs recited]
Optometrist: Uh… yeah.
Kip W about 6 years ago
EF PTOZ ETAOIN SHRDLU!
harkherp about 6 years ago
Line Mr Mxyzptlk in Superman, Pee-Wee will read eeW-eeP on the sign and return to his 5th dimension for 90 days !
brklnbern about 6 years ago
Good one and great memory for a kid his age.
purpleriver about 6 years ago
Woody Wood-pecker had an eye exam.The sign said I CAN NOT SEE. He kept getting closer and reading it saying I cannot see, I cannot see. LOL