Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 13, 2019
March 12, 2019
March 14, 2019
Transcript:
Sign reads: Feature Movie Starring Buster Binks.
Sluggo: Nancy is crazy about him.
Boy: I hear he's in TOWN this week.
Sluggo: Wow---If Nancy hears he's in town she'll be dizzier than ever. SHE KNOWS.
Alternative Script: 1) Senator Sluggo: This guy was allowed to marry another guy. I’m going to get that law reversed! Constituent: You go Senator Sluggo!2) Sigh. If anybody ever found out I would’ve liked to marry Buster I’d lose my seat.3) (MEANWHILE, the ill advised placement of Mexican Jumping Bean plants claims another victim.)4) (Senator Sluggo is comforted by what appears to be another one of his typical supporters trying to cross the street): HA! I’ll hold this seat forever!!!!
Dobber Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’d be dizzy too if my legs went like that.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Thankfully it didn’t fall from a higher floor. Or it wasn’t an anvil. Or piano, safe, anchor, battleship, etc.
transwarpmail-gocomics over 5 years ago
Panel 4: Nancy tries a marijuana edible for the first time.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
There may be more truth than comedy to this. It would take a “conk” on the head to explain the way some people act around celebrities.
Another Take over 5 years ago
Alternative Script: 1) Senator Sluggo: This guy was allowed to marry another guy. I’m going to get that law reversed! Constituent: You go Senator Sluggo!2) Sigh. If anybody ever found out I would’ve liked to marry Buster I’d lose my seat.3) (MEANWHILE, the ill advised placement of Mexican Jumping Bean plants claims another victim.)4) (Senator Sluggo is comforted by what appears to be another one of his typical supporters trying to cross the street): HA! I’ll hold this seat forever!!!!
Richard Perry over 5 years ago
That ACME flowerpot sure hit the spot.
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
Flower pot randomly falls from sill with no apparent perturbation, giving concussion to small child walking nearby. Guffaw
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Nah, she’s always like that.