Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 10, 2019

Very smart and that’s no baloney.

I’m almost certain that’s not OHSA approved.

Who’s going to clean the blades?

Inventive, but not real hygienic.

This strip is pure baloney.

Nasty – even if he cleaned the blades regularly (and I hope he does), Mr. Toothbrush Leaning-In Man likely has a dirty, dusty, bug infested ceiling fan… Sluggo, you can HAVE those gross slices of bologna. :-P

nice

Good thing the bologna is long…..soon not to beeeeee

Look at the height of the butcher (who is leaning forward) compared to the height of the ceiling fan. That might explain why he is bald…

Alt Script: 1- SLUGGO: I represent the Slice-O-Matic company. Our product is guaranteed to make you more efficient and that means more profits! Let me show you with that sausage. GROCER: Beat it punk. 2- SLUGGO: (Time to make my move). 3- SLUGGO: The Slice-O-Matic in action! It slices, it slices…well that’s all it does. GROCER: I don’t want it. Take it down. SLUGGO: (What a racket! I either end up selling these dummies their own fan or I get a fan to resell!) Whatever you say boss!

For me, the cognitive dissonance is how fast the thing’s turning. Every ceiling fan I saw in my youth went around something like ten times a minute and had absolutely no effect on anybody down below.

What would Freud say?

So here we have a butcher shop without a knife, cleaver or any other utensil with which to slice. The good old days weren’t all they’re cracked up to be.

But not all that sanitary.