Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 24, 2019

I don’t think that’s going to work. Rope doesn’t look tight enough.

Imagine the uproar if this particular panel ran in a modern comic . . . a child playing with fireworks!

With the amount of weeds in my backyard, should I tie them all to a Saturn V or something?

1- NANCY: I see why you need elbow patches lazyarse. 2- NANCY: And look at you. You’re getting really fat with all that laying around. 3- SLUGGO: I’m just a product of a poor man’s lack of food options. Fresh Markets don’t come to my part of town. It’s just fast food and more fast food. I guess you never heard of a Food Desert. 4- SLUGGO: And all that sugar, salt and fat is definitely a factor in bad behavior!

All that work to avoid work.

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That looks like fun, I’m going to have to try that!

nice

I see the weed staying put and the rocket spinning around in a circle while tethered to the plant and hitting someone in the face…

This’ll be the first time a kid lit up to make a weed high.

You don’t see the Hammer and Sickle Sluggo has on his rocket. As thus the Space Race began…..

I’ve toyed with using a drill and firecrackers to break up the hardpan soil in my yard.

And Sluggo goes on to form Space-X.

Not bad.