Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 08, 2019
July 06, 2019
July 09, 2019
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: Nancy---I'm going into business--
Nancy: What kind?
Aunt Fritzi: I'm buying a big ice cream store. And you can quit school to work in the store as a taster.
Nancy: I KNEW IT COULDN'T BE TRUE.
Aunt Fritzi: ?
1- FRITZ: I’ll tell you the secret to my beauty Nancy… 2- …and maybe it will work for you… 3- …just sleep sitting up! It keeps that nasty blood from going to your face and hair. That blood is why you have hideous hair! 4- NANCY: Owww! My neck! 5- NANCY: All I got from your tip is a crick in my neck! FRITZ: And it didn’t do your looks any good either. NANCY: Maybe you should add ‘Sleep with one eye open’ to your routine! FRITZ: Or maybe I should just get a lock for my door.
What’s wrong with Aunt Fritzi? Her proportions are humanly feasible, and her eyebrows aren’t an inch high! She isn’t sobbing over a boombox while looking at a picture of someone whose name is on her shirt! And Nancy isn’t smiling in two of the panels!!
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Wowsa!
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- FRITZ: I’ll tell you the secret to my beauty Nancy… 2- …and maybe it will work for you… 3- …just sleep sitting up! It keeps that nasty blood from going to your face and hair. That blood is why you have hideous hair! 4- NANCY: Owww! My neck! 5- NANCY: All I got from your tip is a crick in my neck! FRITZ: And it didn’t do your looks any good either. NANCY: Maybe you should add ‘Sleep with one eye open’ to your routine! FRITZ: Or maybe I should just get a lock for my door.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Hoping and a wishin….poof!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Whoa! After only seeing the new Nancy and just recently here; that is aunt Fritzi?
billyk75 over 5 years ago
Aunt Fritzi is probably thinking “What the hell is she babbling about?”
Pipe Tobacco over 5 years ago
Dreams…. ephemeral, yet so desired.
romandogbird over 5 years ago
not nice
Kip W over 5 years ago
What’s wrong with Aunt Fritzi? Her proportions are humanly feasible, and her eyebrows aren’t an inch high! She isn’t sobbing over a boombox while looking at a picture of someone whose name is on her shirt! And Nancy isn’t smiling in two of the panels!!
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes! Ice Cream!
brklnbern over 5 years ago
For sure, and Fritzi looks fetching.
WLG12037 over 5 years ago
Aunt Fritzi doesn’t have a bad rack.It got better during the 2000s.